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10 Funny Named Different Types of Weed Strains

April Fool’s Day is here, but these dank weed strains aren’t fooling you. Take a look at these funny strain names + get seeds below. Cringe warning!

Funny Weed Strains

1. Cat Piss

Cat Piss is a pot strain straight from the Puna district in Big Island, Hawaii. Seen firsthand this weed is great quality indica buds. Overpowering stench of urine. There are many ‘colorful characters’ in the Puna area with Cat Piss… it just adds to the mystery of what really makes that “cat piss” smell.

You hear stories about fellas who use their own fresh urine as a pot fertilizer, but real deal Cat Piss has nothing do with that – or cat piss. At least you hope anyways…

The current cannabis scene seems to call Cat Piss a sativa dominant strain originating from a Super Silver Haze, but that’s not the one Hawaii has. The Hawaiian Cat Piss is a mostly Afghani plant, clearly indica dominant, probably crossed with a Diesel at some point and inbred from there. Locals and newcomers in the area love this strain, as it’s a mold resistant indica that can be grown in one of the rainiest areas of the world.

If you want to get a hold of real deal Cat Piss, you may have find it yourself. It’s a popular strain grown in Hawaii .

2. Blue Balls

The outdoor/guerrilla cannabis grower surely knows about Blue Balls. You too may have experience with Blue Balls – the pot strain.

If you like blueberries and you love balls, this strain is for you. Blue Balls is a numbing cross between the all-star strain DJ Short’s Blueberry and the classic Chemdawg. One wonders where the “balls” in Chemdawg come from. One of the great mysteries of cannabis.

This hybrid’s effects are described as relaxing and sedative. Potent with mixed heady sativa and heavy indica effects. Having Blue Balls doesn’t seem so bad after all ;). Good luck finding a clone.

Worth nothing that Blue Balls is not directly related to the other familiar “ball” strain, Purple Monkey Balls (GDP x Afghan).

3. Chuck Norris Black and Blue Dream

If you’re looking for a strain with some kick to it, well look no further. Chuck Norris Black and Blue Dream kills two stones with one bird. There used to be a street named the same, but it was changed because nobody ever crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

A select phenotype of the famous Blue Dream strain, Chuck Norris Black and Blue Dream is somebody’s clever joke and marketing tactic. Blue Dream was and always will be a legend in West Coast cash cropping for its productive size/yield capabilities and high quality fruity buds.

Rising to popularity early 2011, the “Black and Blue Dream” gained recognition in LA dispensaries. Although the meme-legend himself never approved the use of his name for this strain, apparently no legal actions were taken. Many dispensaries now are careful in marketing strains that could present potential problems to their business.

“Chuck Norris Black and Blue Dream” is hilarious in every way. Can anybody even compete with Chuck Norris buds? Seems like unfair marketing to me LOL.

4. Donkey Dick

Another one of Hawaii’s famed pakal ōlō strains, Donkey Dick is a big fat single cola bud plant. This tubular plant has earned the name Donkey Dick for its characteristic large and thick structure. Hence the name.

Most say that the original Big Island Donkey Dick is a type of Skunk variety that has acclimated to the Hawaiian climate. Outdoors & indoors, these indica dominant plants can yield very heavy, especially when given a long vegetative cycle. About 8 weeks flowering.

You can do some digging and find some Donkey Dick clones or seeds around. Seeds were available years ago by a few different breeder companies, the Hawaiian Donkey Dick strain you can find around locally.

5. Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien

Whatever this strain’s name means, something or someone’s spaced-out. Is this a “really high guy” meme? Either way “Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien” is H-O-T🔥 in legal dispensaries across the USA.

Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien is a cross between a Tiger’s Milk and Starfighter cannabis strains (Neither of which are popular). Brought to you by Exotic Genetix, this strain is one communities’ unique space-age chronic. Worth getting a hold of.

Indica dominant, and with a strong effect. Users describe Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien as relaxing, euphoric, bordering psychedelia. This ‘far out’ indica is famed for its high THC content, confirmed over 21%. Enjoy a gift from the stars with your favorite Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien strain!

6. Charlie Sheen

Yes, you read that right. Charlie Sheen, also known as Charlie Sheen OG is a strain of pot. Two and a half thumbs up for this one.

Charlie Sheen is a hybrid cross of the cannabis strains OG Kush, Green Crack, and Blue Dream. All winners, all-star dankies. The hard-hitting indica qualities of these strains come out and pack a punch, and what makes it even harder is the over 20% THC levels the Charlie Sheen strain contains. The crazy effects are hinted at in the name of this strain.

Indica 70%/Sativa 30%. Charlie Sheen is highly reviewed for its premium quality top-shelf buds, potent with a lemon and pine aroma. Flavors are comparable to a sweet kush strain.

You can find the Charlie Sheen strain in clone form if you are lucky. Seeds on the other hand, are hard to come by – with no marketed ‘Charlie Sheen’ cannabis seeds available. You can get the parents and make your own Sheeny genetics.

7. Brown Bomber

Brown Bomber is a strain of cannabis made famous from the American comedy film Grandma’s Boy. Brown Bomber’s super-potent knockout effect takes on therapeutic cleansing vibrations. Simply put, “When you smoke this, you’ll sh*t your pants.”.

The “Brown Bomber” name is likely Hollywood fiction. Have you ever tried a strain with such a crappy effect? Let us know in the comments!

“I don’t want any of the brown bomber, I already sh*t my pants this week.”

8. Grand Daddy Purp

Grandpa’s got that super chronic – and it’s the purp! Grand Daddy Purp’s full-bodied indica stone may have you lost in Parkinson’s world. Super stoney!

Ken Estes takes credit for the Grand Daddy Purp strain & name. How much of this is true is not clear, but the strain his company (also named Grand Daddy Purp incidentally) produces is no doubt quality next-level cannabis. It’s funny how the company writes their product descriptions… like their strains are holier than holy, but once you know the GDP you’ll love it.

GDP for short, is a short-in-stature, average growing strain that is easily outperformed by other top strains. But wait! The lowered yield per plant doesn’t stop growers from loving this strain. Quality is the name of the game. GDP’s aroma is heavenly; fragrant floral and sweet, while the buds are frosted with resin and full sized. Bag appeal straight drop-your-jaw dank.

Grown in the humid Hawaiian rainforest, Grand Daddy Purp (a indica-dom) held up to mold (botrytis) and other outdoor conditions better than some of the most popular modern cannabis hybrids (including certain sativa-doms). If you’re lucky you can find GDP seeds in stock online.

Original Grand Daddy Purp:

9. Cheesy Dick

If Donkey Dick isn’t enough for you, Cheesy Dick, or better yet Dick Cheese, is just what you need in your life. Yes, the Cheesy Dick strain please.

Jokes aside, Cheesy Dick buds are the danky indicrip: large, dense and lumpy, with a pungent cheesy aroma. Cheesy Dick is good for relaxation. The hard & heavy indica Dick Cheese stone will knock you flat on the couch. Expect red eyes, munchies and dry mouth.

“Cheesy” refers to the strain’s parent Big Budda Cheese, and the “Dick” comes from the other parent, Moby Dick. This Cheesy Dick hybrid is super quick flowering (

56 days) and is almost purely indica. 95% Indica / 5% Sativa. Give the Cheesy Dick a chance!

10. Justin Bieber Kush (JB KUSH)

I didn’t know if Cheesy Dick and Justin Bieber Kush happened to be the same thing or not, so more research had to be done. Turns out however that JB Kush, big in ’11, is an indica-dom hybrid, created by a Canadian breeder/company named Dank Depot.

JB Kush comes from the streets of Toronto with a slogan, “To help you get through those tough times with your loved one, and make you closer.” Whether you like the artist this strain is named after or not, saying you have “Justin Bieber Kush” or “JB Kush” is pretty funny.

The JB Kush strain tests up to 17.5% THC with low CBD levels. It’s most likely another variation of the infamous OG Kush, slapped with pretty boy stardom.

The Biebster himself has not commented on the use of his name for a cannabis strain, although some sources say that he’s angry…. Is it too late now to say sorry?

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The Funniest Named Cannabis Strains

You might find a plethora of guides online telling you which cannabis strains to have recreationally or medicinally. Some are just great for sparking a creative high, some are ideal for having fun in a crowd with fits of giggles and laughter, while others work wonders to cure anxiety or sleeping disorders.

But here’s the thing: many among us, especially those just starting out in the wonderful world of cannabis have no idea what a certain strain is supposed to do and tend to pick it up based on the name alone.

Cannabis Strains – What’s in a Name Anyway?

There was a time – in the days of yore, when marijuana was just marijuana – all green, full of seeds and stems, and typically sold as compacted bricks that flew in straight from Mehico. There weren’t any fancy names to identify with back then.

But fast forward about half a century from that simple era – a time when cannabis had seeped a lot more into people’s consciousness – and you can see that clearly some innovative branding efforts have been made. Now, you can’t just settle for plain old Mexican cannabis, you want the sought after “Meshmecan” variety.

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And the rest came strolling along one after the next: Colombian Red Bud, Thai Stick, Maui Wowie and so on. All these trippy and hilarious strain titles were rooted well in place, seeking to make not just high THC content but also marijuana smoking exoticism a key selling point.

Why Some Strains Have Funny Names

Over the last few decades, strain names have ranged from whacky and whimsical to downright serious and profound. Some of the most sought after strains got their titles from their evolutionary history. However, some have also gotten theirs from the grower’s intent, while others are the result of urban mythology. And there are still a few that are plain marketing hype.

For marketing purposes, cannabis strains have been given memorable and funny names in order to leave a lasting impression on their target audience.

Let’s say if you had to choose between two strains, both of which were unheard of, and you weren’t allowed to inspect or research before making a choice – would you rather select a strain that sounded plan boring and dull or one which sounded awesome, exciting and even downright hilarious?

Here at Seedsman, we have a confession to make: we are all amused deeply by the whacky and funny names growers have been coming up with over the years and are dead certain that you are too. So go ahead and put on your “funny reading glasses” as we talk about some of the funniest cannabis strain names ever:

The Funniest Cannabis Strain Names

Crouching Tiger Hidden Alien

We laughed out pretty hard after coming across this one for the very first time because clearly, someone was spaced out when coming up with the name. Whatever the strain means though, it is a hot commodity in dispensaries across the US.

The strain is a cross between Starfigher and Tiger’s Milk, neither of which are ironically popular. It is indica dominant with strong effects – the kind that are euphoric, relaxing and psychedelic. The confirmed 21+ percent THC means you can certainly enjoy a gift from the stars with this insanely named strain.

Blue Balls

Well, what can we say? If you love blue balls and blueberries, you’ll love this strain. Blue Balls is a cross between the classic Chemdawg and Blueberry by DJ short. We’re not exactly sure what the “balls” part signifies but the experience is not bad at all: heavy indica effects along with heady sativa effects.

Have some blue balls and you’re in for a sedative and relaxing experience.

Brown Bomber

If you’ve seen the American comedy flick “Grandma’s Boy” then you should have no trouble identifying with the name Brown Bomber. The strain’s ultra-potent knockout effects is akin to therapeutic cleaning vibrations – kind of like that “I shi** my pants after smoking it feeling.

Perhaps you’ve already tried a strain with such a “crappy” effect – if you have, then everyone knows you pooped your pants at least once this week!

Cheesy Dick

Down in the dumps? Upset about how your boss didn’t give you credit for that critical report you prepared over the weekend? Perhaps, a little Cheesy Dick is all you need.

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Jokes aside though, the strain offers a relaxing and sedating while the heavy hitting indica content will certainly knock you flat out on the couch. The buds look dank, dense and lumpy while the pungent cheesy aroma is something you may or may not like right away.

History lesson: the “Cheesy” in the strain comes from the parent Big Budda Cheese strain while the “Dick” comes from the secondary parent Moby Dick. Give it a chance we say – the 95% will surely cure the blues and knock you out nicely for a while.

Charlie Sheen

There’s no need to squint because you read that right – Charlie Sheen is a strain of cannabis and we’re giving it our “Two and a Half” thumbs up if you know what we mean!

The strain is a hybrid cross of Green Crack, OG Kush and Blue Dream – all Cannabis Award winners. The indica qualities pack a nice punch, thanks to the over 20% THC content. The effects are crazy to say the least, so the strain’s name shouldn’t come as a surprise then, should it?

Premium quality top-shelf buds, a pine and lemon aroma and flavours reminiscent of a sweet kush strain, Charlie Sheen will surely excite and please your senses.

Chuck Norris Black & Blue Dream

Are you looking for a strain with somewhat of a “kick” to it? Look no further.

The strain is a phenotype of the Blue Dream strain, although we’re guessing Chuck Norris Black & Blue Dream is either a clever marketing tactic or some wise guy’s idea of a joke, or both maybe.

Gaining popularity in 2011, the Black and Blue Dream strain became known in dispensaries all over LA. Even though the meme-legend Norris never approved his name for the strain, no legal actions have been taken to date.

Our honest two cents: the strain’s name is hilarious in every way imaginable because no one ever gets on Chuck Norris’s bad side and lives. Is there anyone out there who can top Chuck Norris buds? We think not.

Cat Piss

A cannabis strain hailing straight from the Puna District in Hawaii, Cat Piss offers superb quality indica buds although the overpowering and pungent smell of urine is something that might take getting used to.

You might have heard stories of growers using their own fresh liquid waste as a cannabis fertiliser – luckily Cat Piss has no relation to any such “processes” or cat piss for that matter. We’re fairly certain that it doesn’t.

Locals and newcomers in the Big Island, Hawaii region love this cannabis variety because of its mould resistant properties and its ability to grow in one of the world’s rainiest regions.

Alaskan Thunderf**k

In the history of marijuana, we believe this is one of the greatest names ever invented, period!

Hailing from Alaska, the strain features a nice and fruity taste that leaves majority of smokers dry-mouthed and salivating for a lot more. Get ready, because the thunder will hit you pretty hard, but you’ll still feel quite happy and positive after all is said and done.

Trainwreck

The experience can only be described as a speeding train headed for impending doom, but in a really fun way. You’re going to get blasted and wrecked by the high as well as the flavour. But hey, don’t go on this adventure alone – stick to a friend or two in case the wreck proves to be more than you can handle.

Schnazzleberry

We’re not quite sure how the name originated although some cannabis old-timers believe that it pays homage to Willy Wonka’s snozzberries. If you want to relax on the couch and enjoy some down time from your busy routine, Schnazzleberry will definitely get you there. It’s also particularly useful for making hash and vaping.

Bob Saget OG

If you grew up in the 80s, then you are no stranger to the iconic sit-com Full House, but that’s not the only thing actor Bob Saget is famous for. He’s also had a near-decade long stint hosting America’s Funniest Home Videos.

What actually makes this strain name funny is that Saget is known for being a bodily function-oriented and foul-mouthed comic, as apparent by his version of the dirty joke The Aristocrats.

Barack O Bubba

Well now, what do we have here? Dull and humourless Democratic Party partisans may not be amused, but all of us can safely get a chuckle or two out of this one, can’t we? And now that Mr. Obama is no longer in office, you can certainly escape the realities of the world left behind after smoking this strain.

Dopium

We don’t really find the reference to other drugs so unusual because the idea here is that some marijuana strains really are as strong as opium.

We hope this list has provided you with some quality entertainment. Go ahead and take some of these strains for a spin – although we can’t guarantee the effects will be as funny with every strain.

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The Funniest Named Cannabis Strains You might find a plethora of guides online telling you which cannabis strains to have recreationally or medicinally.